Theme Park Tribute burlesque show

18+ ONLY. NO EPA. NO PASSHOLDER DISCOUNT. NO EXPRESS UPGRADES.

Step right up, ladies and gentlemen, as we take you on a wild and wicked journey through the iconic theme parks of Florida. Join us for an unforgettable night of laughter, lust, and lavish entertainment, where we lovingly poke fun at your favorite theme park attractions.

🎪💋 Our talented performers are ready to turn your amusement park dreams into tantalizing reality, with a burlesque twist that’s sure to thrill and titillate. From the Mouse and his enchanting classics to Universally spine-tingling thrills, and all the attractions in between, no ride is safe from our cheeky charm.

🤣🎠 Prepare to be amused and amazed as we lovingly lampoon the most beloved and notorious rides in Florida. Whether it’s our take on happy haunts, sexy sharks, or a us FINALLY GETTING OUR CUP OF COFFEE!!! Our performers will leave you in stitches and longing for more! (As long as the venue doesn’t go into a weather code!)

🎟️ Attention, theme park employees! We’re offering a special discount on tickets, just for you. Come join the fun and bring your ID for a night of entertainment that’s as hot as the Florida sun! If you head over to our website Speakeasy Sirens you can grab your discounted seats!

🌞 Don’t miss your chance to be part of this one-of-a-kind, Florida-focused burlesque extravaganza. Grab your tickets now and get ready to indulge in a night of laughter, lust, and love for the theme parks that make our state shine.

ATTRACTION ANNOUNCEMENTS COMING SOON! To a park near you! Just…mind our dust….