Doors at 7:30 Show at 8:00Tickets:$20 pre-order, $25 at the door , $30 VIP (includes front row seating and a goody bag. These tickets are only available on the Speakeasy Sirens website)

Tips appreciated, Cheers expected.

Join us at The Woodshed Orlando for a pleasant Spongey Sinful Sunday burlesque show! Join your pals under the sea in Bikini Bottom as we bring you the spiciest, spongiest burlesque possible! Our cast and crew will make you feel like a proper resident of Bikini Bottom as they take off their layers and show you their scales, fur and…sponge.

Harts And Hips

“To the invisible boat-mobile…awayyyyy!”

Amie Hart has been performing burlesque since 2011 and specializes in nerdlesque and circus style burlesque. She loves all things related to nerd culture and has performed all over Florida bringing fandoms to life as characters such as Persephone from Lore Olympus, Retsuko from Aggretsuko, and Oogie Boogie from Nightmare Before Christmas.

With her duo partner, Hippie, the two have performed as Harts and Hips since 2015 and have been seen across the US at burlesque festivals and competitions such as The Midwest Nerdlesque Festival and Smoky Mountain Burlesque Festival. Both with her partner and as a soloist Amie strives to find new ways to incorporate her other interests, such as aerials, acrobatics, movement arts and singing, into her burlesque performances. When she’s not performing or cosplaying Amie can be found playing video games, reading spicy books, or playing with one of the nine cats she lives with.”

Hippie Hart has been performing burlesque for years and is known for his style which blends a heavy amount of neo-classical and nerdlesque with his theatrical flare and showmanship. He has gained notoriety in and out of Florida performing a number of fandom favorites such as Link from Legend of Zelda, Naruto, and Alfred from Batman. When he is not taking the stage solo and showing off his boylesque charm he can also be seen performing with his duo partner, Amie Hart, as Harts and Hips!

Bulgarian Bonbon

“I’m ready! I’m ready!”

Hailing from the land down under, Bulgarian Bonbon is a sweet treat to behold on the stage! For nearly a decade, Bulgarian Bonbon has led the Speakeasy Sirens into becoming a staple in the convention circuit for Florida. A pinup lover and cosplayer, Bonbon found her comfort in the nerdy lands of anime conventions and being able to bring her favorite characters to life. After accidentally stumbling into burlesque, she fell in love with the art and found her home in the performance community. Growing up believing that the stage is made for everybody, Bonbon has remained determined to keep her stage welcome to any and all performers who want to allow themselves to live to their true potential.

Gaymerdee

“Is mayonnaise an instrument?”

Gaymerdee is a lgbt+ cosplayer and performer bringing you flash, flips, and fabulousness with every chance he can. He’s been performing around the central Florida convention scene for the past decade doing stage combat, dancing, acting and burlesque! You may have seen him as an assortment of dazzling characters creatively gender swapped or popping to life in crazy fashions. Breaking barriers with his style and body type he has performed for Speakeasy Sirens, CRH Productions, My Geek Glory and Theoretical Rejects in multiple projects. As assistant director in speakeasy sirens, he makes sure to put all that ass in all his performances.

Lottie Flick

“oh Spongebob….why…”

“⁠You know ’em, you love ’em, they’re DEFINITELY not the one writing all this hype about themselves (sarcasm)

Lottie Flick is a proudly queer, fat, and Latiné performer from Orlando, FL! This “”showstopper from the crypt”” is a graduate of the Burlesque Conservatory and can be seen producing shows with Theoretical Rejects. They believe that anyone regardless of weight, age, race, gender, or experience deserves a place on stage. You may have seen this dirty, nerdy, and weird performer with The Bombshells Cosplay, Goth Industrial Lounge, Danger Dames, Purple Nightshade Productions, Softtails Thickies, Ms. Brown’s Colors of Burlesque, Speakeasy Sirens, CRH Productions, Purple Nightshade, Celestial Cabaret, and My Geek Glory! ⁠

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Get your popcorn and a shovel to uncover what this undead starlet has resurrected just for you!”

Madame Dior

“Finally the secret Krabby Patty recipe is MINE!”

With Madame Dior on the stage, it truly is a luxury performance. As a central Florida performer, she can be seen performing with Theoretical Rejects, The Speakeasy Sirens, and even in local theatre and opera productions. While she is Dior on the stage, she is also Miss Arson on the pole, and can be seen dancing at various Orlando establishments. Madame Dior absolutely is the treasure you cannot afford.

Melody Martini

The pineapple house.

“Melody Martini is a showgirl that always comes EXTRA shaken!

Performing since 2018, shes a 5’2 glass of sass and spunk! A kinky cosplaying kitten at heart, she loves bringing her original costume designs to the stage. Known for her specialty sock removals and classic style, this curvalicious Puerto Rican/Cuban will have you begging for more!

Ruana Rae

“Meow.”

This soft spoken, ink soaked angel is always happy to dare and delight with her acro chair routines and doesn’t shy away from the quirky. She’s a bit nerdy and a whole lot spooky. Most recently she’s performed as iconic characters such as Greta the Gremlin, Selene from X-Men, and Nadja from What We Do In The Shadows. Always up for a challenge she loves creating stunning costumes to vamp up her routines. Mixing glamor and goth she’s here to creep her way into your heart, it’s Ruana Rae.

S*x Kitten Lex

“I’ll show you a little bit of Ka-Ra-Te!”

S*x Kitten Lex is a long time burlesque performer with the Speakeasy Sirens, and is always glad to expand the realm of black burlesque performers in the world. Lex’s humble beginnings were rooted in her fresh-out-of-college years with the discovery of convention performances where she was able to work alongside other passionate and talented performers. It wasn’t until late 2011 that Lex was recruited into the raunchy comedy performance group Mecha Chocobo. It was here where she was bitten by the burlesque bug. Getting her feet wet in a sultry My Little Pony group number, Lex learned to be more comfortable with and aware of her body, and found a sense of liberation and exhilaration that came along with the exposure.

Valerie Voss

“oh my aching tentacles…”

Boston born, Valerie Voss has been performing in and around Orlando since 2016. Quirky and queer, she likes to include elements of humor into all her performances, blending her love of horror, cult classics, and bubble-gum pop to create jaw dropping routines that will leave audience members hungry for more. So campy she’ll leave you pitching tents, she’s here to treat every day like it’s Friday the 13th!